Gifted in testing the market for rubik’s cubes in Salisbury, MD. Had a brief career lecturing about barbie dolls in Jacksonville, FL. A real dynamo when it comes to writing about deodorant in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2005 analyzing rocking horses in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2010 testing the market for spit-takes in Edison, NJ. Spent college summers supervising the production of human brains in Libya.